Players Are Stupid
Hill Giant Doorman
In the first morn of of his birth, this particular hill giant was stolen from his mother’s breast by a gnoll raiding tribe. Then he was sold to the hobgoblins, where he drank hobgoblin milk from every mother in the tribe, forcing their own young to starve. The sacrifice was warranted, as they had no means to operate a door to protect their kind. There the hill giant grew, and knew no life other than raising and lowering rocks. Side note: the hill giants found and murdered all the gnolls, before finding out where their precious prize-worthy baby went!